Dwarfed by big snowman? -- No!

Guarding the china? -- Nope

Watching over the ornament collection? -- booor-ing

Near ceramic tree? -- Hmmm...

Standing on fake pond in the Christmas village? -- I don't think so!

More snowmen? -- Enough with the snowmen!

On the train layout? -- Too noisy!

Green candles as company? -- As long as they aren't lit!

A giant lamb? -- Help, call in the shepherds!

Santa thinks this might just be the place for that long winter's nap.

Sorry Tom, this spot is taken!